I'm fairly sure that I read somewhere recently, that kicking half inflated hedgehogs, regardless of how short a distance, was being considered for inclusion under the cruelty to spiky animals act of 1975. Lucky for you the incident happened under cover of darkness because I think the act specifically refers to the daytime conduct of such behaviour. Even so I think that, in future, when wandering abroad after dark you should consider wearing a miners helmet and ringing a small bell.- A concerned citizen.
Dear Concerned Citizen; thank you for your concern but please don't worry any more on my behalf, as I'm considering suing the hedgehog under the Consideration for Elderly Citizens Act of 1976.P.s. Good to hear from you Paul.
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